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Our vast team of "Intercommunicators" is waiting to ignore your input. Please fill in the following questionaire: Our statistical exploitation corps will compute your data and eventually grade your planet for processing. Please fill in all entries. Items with a * are mandatory.

Personal Data
Name
Species *
Planet *
System *

 - we would like to know something about your life and home

Your System

What is the main species of your system? *
    a) Silicon based (you can strike sparks off them)
    b) Chupanoid (you can invite them to dinner but...)
    c) Ghipsoidal (if you invite them to dinner the BBQ will be nuclear powered when they leave)
    d) Bovinoid (soft and squishy with an aversion for sharp things)
    e) Other (Please state)

What is the main export of your system? *
    a) Food (this place is teeming with taramasalata bagels)
    b) Minerals (can't sleep because of glowing rocks)
    c) Massive war-mongering fleets (planet is 99% testosterone, 1% attitude)
    d) Mobile Phones (our sales team is already on their way to YOU!)
    e) Other (please state)

What do you think is the current defensive capabilities of your system? *
    a) Minimal - (there are a few rabbits with sharp teeth)
    b) Medium - (some of the rabbits have guns)
    c) Heavy - (the rabbits all have guns and drink heavily)
    d) Massive - (the rabbits are on angel-dust, wrestle Polar bears and play Val Doonican records)
    e) Excessive - (the rabbits ran off - now WE are in CONTROL!)

In your opinion, what would your current leaders do to improve your system?
    a) Let the current regime ignore its indigenous wealth and simply stagnate
    b) Grow more plants on it and commune spiritually with the rabbits
    c) Devolve into a tribal culture and worship a superior species as Gods
    d) Call in IMT to manage the place properly
    e) Other (don't care)

How did you find out about IMT?

    a) On the Universe Wide Web
    b) A neighbouring despot recommended it
    c) A neighbouring system was destroyed by it
    d) You ate my mum
    e) Other

How do you feel we could improve our services?
    a) Concentrate on people as an asset
    b) Drone on more about how communication is the key to understanding
    c) Diversify into alien technology and develop a man-eating mobile phone
    d) Stop eating peoples' mums
    e) Stop asking questions (please, please)

Why do you feel this way?
    a) I have a deep feeling for the oneness of the universe
    b) I do a lot of things my priest tells me I should not, and now can't think straight
    c) My mother was a radical insurgent terrorist
    d) Owww  stop hurting me!!!

When did you start feeeling this way?
    a) After I read "Subspace Explorers" by E.E.Doc Smith
    b) After puberty
    c) After you ate my mum
    d) AAAAaaaaargh! The PAIN!!
    e) Other

Do you really think you can resist us?
    a) Yes - you're nothing but  a bunch of AAAaaaaaghhh!
    b) OK , I will fight you to the last NNNNGGGhhhh! (What IS that???)
    c) We can but try - in the end we will HNNNGGGGG!!! (NOOO!! NOT the MARSUPIAL!!!)
    d) No. My people bow to your magnificence
    e) Don't eat me! Eat my mum, she's much tastier!!!

About this questionaire...Do you feel it was
    a) Interesting?
    b) Informative?
    c) Educational?
    d) Inspiring?
    e) Spiritual?
    f) Colourful?
    g) Subdued?
    h) Lacking purity?
    i) Overly lit?
    j) too full of words?
    k) too long?
    l) really too long?
    m) so boring you soiled yourself

Please feel free to add your personal financial account details and a reasonable facsimile of your signature, fingerprint, retinal scan, DNA or requisite bodily fluids.

We welcome you to join us on our quest - to build a better Galaxy!